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Karl W. SwartzAphorisms

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at its tracks.

I feel more like I do now than I ever have before.

Indicision is the key to flexibility.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

There is no problem so simple that I can't make it complicated. — Linus (Peanuts)

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. — Yogi Berra

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